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SISTER MARY FUCKING POPPINS

Chief Nursing Sister at the Holy Christ Almighty Hospital for the Discombobulated.

The LA Sisters found her.

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 The more-or-less satisfactory result of the Bene Gesserit breeding program, she has been active for many years as a caregiver in the local community, with a particular ministry to the younger population so ravaged by homelessness, joblessness, directionlessness, broken-heartedness, occasional lack of common sense and a universal absence of self-control. Is always carrying smelling salts to aid the blasphemed. She is currently in a temporal rift numbering her grey hairs and transcribing lyrics to songs the kids these days don’t realize are covers.

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"When we try to conceal our innermost drives, our entire being screams betrayal." - Chapterhouse Dune

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