Sister Lotta

When you’re finished mulling my Sister name over in your mind, and have wiped the tears of laughter from you eyes, you can assume correctly….my name stems from the size of my bodacious breasts! Well….they used to be larger than life….now they’re just the size that makes gay men look and be wishful, and with any luck at all women just look at my breasts! (that doesn’t mean they all can touch!) What’s the saying, “if you got ‘em…flaunt em!” Well…I’m actually very shy, so I’m still in the process of outing my breasts. But, in everything else in my life, I’m an out-of-the closet lesbian who’s lucky enough to be the second gender female member of the Sisters. I almost didn’t get in….I thought only men could be Sisters. But, one day in 1996 after having seen the Sisters working diligently as Absolutely Gay Bingo, I got the courage to ask…well sort of lament that “wasn’t it a shame women couldn’t be Sisters.” To my surprise and delight, I was told that indeed women were welcome and that was the beginning of new avenues for me! I’d been looking for a way to serve my Community, but I wanted it to be something very special that I did. There’s nothing like being a Sister….that’s if you live through the process of getting to be a Sister. Don’t think it comes easy, but it’s worth it when you get there! Nothing is as gratifying as doing work for charitable causes. And let me tell you, I draw a lot of attention as a Sister. My more vain side loves the opportunities to pose for pictures, bless folks and strut my stuff in a parade or two! Ah yes…the glitz of glitter and jewels on my face! I’d really like to see more in our Community come to an awareness that there are women in the Sisters, and would like to entice more women into the House. We’re nice…really. You don’t know if you don’t try!! |











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